Toe Gunk

A Note About This Toe Gunk

"Back in the day" -- which in this case means sometime before I was 21 -- I had a section full of comical stories about Ultima Online's mongbats, adventures in the life of a cow, a game developer's mock political campaign, fake UO and WoW publish notes, and a variety of other odds and ends. And so that's why it's called Toe Gunk! God knows what you'll find here.

Anyway! All of that is either immature and not that funny any more--least not to me, or doesn't make much sense now with the context being from oh, I dunno.. close to 10 years ago. BUT! I've rummaged through the collection and pulled out the gems that either still hold a grain of interestingness or give a glimpse into the olden days from whence they came. So! Have a look at the few posted here at your convenience, and maybe some day I'll start adding stuff to this page again.